Different Blokes for Different Folks

To end out a very stressful week, we should have some eye candy. Tired of girls naming typical guys like Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, David Beckham (the voice kills me), etc. their favorites...I decided to give you guys MY list...so let the countdown begin:

5. James Franco: coming in at 5'10, he is the shortest one on my list. J is brooding, has a husky voice, and is bad boy-esque. He also stars in one of my favorite romantic movies...Tristan & Isolde. I give you James Franco...


4. John Krasinski: gotta love Polocks. The Office being my favorite TV show, this guy is most def my fav character. He's sweet, funny, tall, smart (Brown grad), and just so dang cute. I present to you John Krasinski...


3. Dierks Bentley: When I started to listen to country, he was one of my firsts, and now I'm a fan for life. Me likey b/c he's a country boy, his voice is like smooth whiskey (love that too), and he looks hot with or without his curly locks. Come a little closer Dierks Bentley...


2. Vince Vaughn: God do I love funny guys, and to me...his style of humor is one of my favs. Another tall glass of water, me likey his roughness and his dark features. He's going through a rough patch right now, I know this (Fred Claus is a perfect example), but I don't care. (Picture is pre-rough patch) Ladies and Gents, Vince Vaughn...


1. Tom Brady: where do I begin? Athlete, sexy, advertising dream, sense of humor (SNL anybody?, various commercials), Sexy, tall, a dilf, SEXY. Me likey a whole lot, and as of right now...he is my number 1. It's my pleasure to introduce to you walking sex, Tom Brady...


Honorable Mentions (B/c I had such a hard time choosing) in no order:

Gabriel Macht - a blondie, but me likey
Jason Segel - friends w/Seth Rogan, tall
Justin Timberlake - one of my fav artists
Colin Firth - across the pond chap w/an accent
Paul Walker - surfer boy chic, and the eyes are amazing
Shemar Moore - his eyes are amazing too
Ricky Martin - haven't seen him lately? take another look
Ryan Gosling - scruffy, mysterious, quiet charm, The Notebook

The "What Was I Thinking?" List:
Tom Cruise - alien-believing psycho
Jared Leto - way too Emo w/his new band
Brad Pitt - one word...ADULTERER...and against one of my fav actresses

EMBU

First off...let me apologize for not posting yesterday...long story short = 12 page project that was due this morning and as of yesterday at 7:30 pm, hadn't even started. But now that that's out of the way, let's have a little talk, shall we?

I don't want to brag or anything, but I have amazing friends. One such lady that I shall be talking about tonight is a certain Ms. Emily. To say that she is graAAaht is an understatement. But I want to get personal and talk about her fascinating ability to attract the opposite sex. This girl is like the Pied Piper of men. She works her magic and they all come-uh-callin'. She literally will have a crush on someone or be determined to meet someone, and BAM!...next thing you know, she's got their number and they're already best friends.

So I said, "Emily, what's your secret? Pray tell." okay, I didn't say pray tell, but I do use and love that phrase and really wanted to use it...Her response...well she had two. 1) always have a busy schedule, never be free to do anything anytime. 2) Be...mysterious.

Well, I decided to try a little experiment to see if maybe I could pull of the mysterious factor. I tried not giving up details about myself and just kinda hanging back...but, all I got were things like, "Are you okay?" or "You're not really yourself today." *read w/a whiny bratty kid tone* Now I'm never gonna know what it's like to be mysterious! I guess I'll just have to leave it up to this fierce lady:

Tip Drills?

What exactly is a tip drill you ask? Oh...my friends, do you have something to learn.

Apparently Nelly (the rapper) had a song called Tip Drill, and since I had never heard about it until today, I decided to hit myself w/some knowledge. I went on youtube and watched the video (it's so risk-ay you have to log-in to see it *gasp*). Well...it was pret-tee vulgar...obviously aside from porn - such as Cup Chicks. It's a wonder how girls even get respected at all anymore when you have women degrading themselves in this fashion. I feel like I can't even blame men, b/c at some point, a woman's gotta have self R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Neway...

After watching the video, the question remained unanswered...what is a tip drill?! So...I inquired about it via internet and found some interesting explanations...all of which left me w/no solid answer, but a better idea none the less. Here are some of my favorite answers on this one website:

"a tip drill is not a ho or an average chickenhead. a tip drill is like a butterface. everything looks good but-'er-face. its a chick with a bangin body but an ugly face. I cant stand tip drills. i hate it when i see a girl from behind and she looks like she got a nice body, then she turns around and her face looks like a wildabeast's."

"me and my boy dizzy dave is sippin' on same gatorade, don't call it haterade pimp. lookin for some tip drills aka face like andre with a bangin body. i'm talkin body like an hourglass. if you're in naptown and lookin to party hit us up @ 317-403-2526. holla
ozone and dizzy dave"

...and then there were several posts about ppl saying they knew specific tip drills and called them out by name...but I won't do that on here, cause I'm a lady. For further ehjuh-muh-cation, here are links to the website that helped guide me AND a link to the video. Holla atcha girl.

Tip Drill Video

Tell me yo' what is a tip drill ho'?
**Disclaimer: Don't watch at work or in class!**

Oh Sweet Death

My nails are bitten, my bald spot is growing, and I can feel the pimps (c-glossary) a-brewin'.

Ah...it's that time of year again....finals. It only comes twice for me (that's what she said)...but the actual week just kills me. My stress levels are at an all-time high this year, and yet I can't resist making it more stressful...like choosing to watch an episode of Tyra about sex when I should be studying. I guess you could consider it research for my possible future career in sex therapy...but c'mon...it's Tyra, how good can it be? *think about it* you agree, it's not that good. Don't get me wrong...I love Tyra - America's Next Top Model...not Tyra - Tyra Banks Show.

On this episode, she had 4 guests...let's see if she's maybe a little biased: Eve (the rappess), Omarion (from B2K), Bow Wow, and then there was Dita von Teese. With all of the interaction b/t the everyone but Dita, it was an okay show considering my appreciation/fascination/enjoyment in black humor. But, I love Dita von Teese and there wasn't a whole lot directed toward her :( She did say she buys her own porn (duh) and that sometimes you just gotta fake it. This aside, there goes almost an hour of my time I can never get back.

All I can say is that at the end of this week I look forward to a good glass of scotch...or anything 40 proof or higher (this could get higher as the week progresses)...a good sleep (at least 11 hours straight)...and going to see Atonement.