My grandma has been in New Jersey for the past year and now she's back and I am sooo excited. I've missed her a lot. So, Gram-a-lam is home for a visit, and this evening I will be spending time with her. So far, funny things she has said have included:
-"when choosing medicine or the drink...you choose the drink, that's an easy choice for you" (I told her that I stopped taking my acne medication on various nights so that I may become intoxicated...so she commented on that)
-silence...(when asked if she likes Zorro...Wendy's -my Dad's fiance -dog...my grandma abhors dogs in the house)
-"you gotta flirt and date around, or else how will guys know you're dating? even if you date an ugly one, they're practice...cause it's not like you're going to marry them" (me and her talking about guys)
Friday, December 7, 2007
Thursday, December 6, 2007
A Glossary - everything you didn't know you could know
In response to some recent questions about my word usage (and thanks to an idea from Kimber), I have decided to give you an early Christmas gift...your very own...
**Guide to the words I use**.................ur welcome
appreesh = appreciate it
boyf = boyfriend
boyfer = boyfriend (might use boyfer cause it's more fun to say than boyf), boyfriend for life
criminy (pronounced cry-minnie) = good grief/my God
delish = delicious
gorge = gorgeous
hmmskies = the word you say when you're really givin' a good think to something
honker = huge nose
jsyk = just so you know
likey...likeyd = likes...liked
mirabulous = miracle + fabulous...pretty much anything that is amazing and unbelievably wonderful that it seems to have been brought about by some supernatural power that most words do not do it justice
most def = most definitely
pimp(s) = pimples...it's funny when you say "I got pimps on my face"...takes away from the fact that it looks like ur face was attacked by bees or somsings.
sheesh mcgee! = good grief
swooooon = what you say when you're totally enamored w/someone/thing
**Guide to the words I use**.................ur welcome
appreesh = appreciate it
boyf = boyfriend
boyfer = boyfriend (might use boyfer cause it's more fun to say than boyf), boyfriend for life
criminy (pronounced cry-minnie) = good grief/my God
delish = delicious
gorge = gorgeous
hmmskies = the word you say when you're really givin' a good think to something
honker = huge nose
jsyk = just so you know
likey...likeyd = likes...liked
mirabulous = miracle + fabulous...pretty much anything that is amazing and unbelievably wonderful that it seems to have been brought about by some supernatural power that most words do not do it justice
most def = most definitely
pimp(s) = pimples...it's funny when you say "I got pimps on my face"...takes away from the fact that it looks like ur face was attacked by bees or somsings.
sheesh mcgee! = good grief
swooooon = what you say when you're totally enamored w/someone/thing
Teevs = television
totes = totally
whatevs = whatever
"skies" (pronounced "skees") is MOST important and can be added to anything...and I mean anything...that's just something I do...there's no true meaning except for being really catchy and awesome ...and I must give serious street cred to my sis Melis for making it happen, true founder of "skies" which I then spread like wildfire
I know I forgot some, please let me know so I can add it
totes = totally
whatevs = whatever
"skies" (pronounced "skees") is MOST important and can be added to anything...and I mean anything...that's just something I do...there's no true meaning except for being really catchy and awesome ...and I must give serious street cred to my sis Melis for making it happen, true founder of "skies" which I then spread like wildfire
I know I forgot some, please let me know so I can add it
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Super.....Good
I loved Superbad sooo much, that i most def had to go get it today when it came out on DVD, it only made sense. So, me and my roomie Melissa, went to Target (the best and only option to get it since Target rocks)...came back to the apartment and started watching it w/our roommate Christy...only to have both me and Melissa fall asleep about 40 minutes into it, some love huh?
Neway...then we got into quite the philosophical conversation about how we would never be put in the position to say half of the funny stuff they do in the movie......cause we aren't guys.
Melissa's Ejemplo Uno: In the movie Seth talks about how perfect a porno girl's nipples are that they look like baby toes......humorous, comedy gold......just weird coming from a girl
Mi Ejemplo Dos: In my opinion, and some will probably agree, the best quote of the film is when Seth is talking to his crush and she says if he gets them alcohol for their party, she'll owe him one. "Ya know if you scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours"...Seth: "Well funny thing about that is, my back's actually on my cock"........comedy platinum.........again, just not as funny...unless the girl is a hermie and actually has a penis
Ejemplo Tres: "Mama's making a pubie salad and she wants some Seth's own dressing"...like really, a girl can't say this stuff, it sounds dirty....whereas a guy saying it would just be hilarious
This movie gets an overall rating of 5 Stars from me...and 5 1/2 Stars from Melissa.
Go see it today! Or...just come over and we'll let you watch it w/us
Neway...then we got into quite the philosophical conversation about how we would never be put in the position to say half of the funny stuff they do in the movie......cause we aren't guys.
Melissa's Ejemplo Uno: In the movie Seth talks about how perfect a porno girl's nipples are that they look like baby toes......humorous, comedy gold......just weird coming from a girl
Mi Ejemplo Dos: In my opinion, and some will probably agree, the best quote of the film is when Seth is talking to his crush and she says if he gets them alcohol for their party, she'll owe him one. "Ya know if you scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours"...Seth: "Well funny thing about that is, my back's actually on my cock"........comedy platinum.........again, just not as funny...unless the girl is a hermie and actually has a penis
Ejemplo Tres: "Mama's making a pubie salad and she wants some Seth's own dressing"...like really, a girl can't say this stuff, it sounds dirty....whereas a guy saying it would just be hilarious
"You look like Aladdin"
Go see it today! Or...just come over and we'll let you watch it w/us
Monday, December 3, 2007
Drunky McDrunks and Boozy Bobs
After a weekend of going out, I feel the need to talk about...creepy drunk guys.
GUY 1: Standing on second floor of Allgood w/a couple of friends. This tall beef of a man is trying to get by and he decides to tower over me w/both hands on the wall, trapping me in, so he "can allow the other ppl to get by"...then goes in for the hug as well, saying sorry the entire time like he totally didn't mean to be an obvious drunk man-handler. I'm like okay whatevs and say, "Oh your fine," meaning he didn't make me feel dirty at all...and his response..."No...you're fine" as he walked out of my life...
GUY 2: Back of The Loft near the bar by the pool tables, we're on this wall and a guy stops to talk. Pretty plastered...by alcohol or drug, cause he could have easily been Britney in her kitchen (*see vid below). He starts dancing for us and we're like "oh, yea, that's nice"...he continues and says he's like Chris Angel, the Magic Man...and does this weird maneuver with his hands like he should have a glow stick to whip around. His name was Dillon...that's how he spelled cause he made me guess, only took me 3 times. Dillon made another appearance later, and tried to corral me into the bar, but I had had enough of the magic.
GUY 3: Also at The Loft and in the back by the bar...a guy leeches on(not latches...cause he was a definite leech) to my friend Katie. She was sitting on a barstool talking to us and this guy likeyd...Katie made it clear, she no likeyd. But, this guy was a trooper and thot he should try to win her over by sucking her neck...she was forced to use the old tactic of hugging a guy and pretending he was her boyfriend.
GUYS 4 & 5: Dance Floor...The first guy liked my friend Melissa and danced up behind her. She no likeyd, so when he realized she didn't want to dance, he started to move away and gave a really sly wink that he thought would be sexy...but he forgot he was drunk. The next guy wanted to dance w/me...only...he didn't want me to kno...it was almost like reverse dancing. He put his butt up against mine and then started pushing against me, every once in a while throwing in a slide and grind down my legs for variation. But it's coo, I got an awesome workout in my legs cause I had to maintain my balance or he would have for sure knocked me over. He did that for a whole song and then moved on...like he was never there...but it wasn't the Magic Man Dillon, I know that for sure.
Maybe if some guys danced like this we'd be more accepting of randos forcing their dancing up on us:
Swooooon
*Britney whacked out in the kitchen
GUY 1: Standing on second floor of Allgood w/a couple of friends. This tall beef of a man is trying to get by and he decides to tower over me w/both hands on the wall, trapping me in, so he "can allow the other ppl to get by"...then goes in for the hug as well, saying sorry the entire time like he totally didn't mean to be an obvious drunk man-handler. I'm like okay whatevs and say, "Oh your fine," meaning he didn't make me feel dirty at all...and his response..."No...you're fine" as he walked out of my life...
GUY 2: Back of The Loft near the bar by the pool tables, we're on this wall and a guy stops to talk. Pretty plastered...by alcohol or drug, cause he could have easily been Britney in her kitchen (*see vid below). He starts dancing for us and we're like "oh, yea, that's nice"...he continues and says he's like Chris Angel, the Magic Man...and does this weird maneuver with his hands like he should have a glow stick to whip around. His name was Dillon...that's how he spelled cause he made me guess, only took me 3 times. Dillon made another appearance later, and tried to corral me into the bar, but I had had enough of the magic.
GUY 3: Also at The Loft and in the back by the bar...a guy leeches on(not latches...cause he was a definite leech) to my friend Katie. She was sitting on a barstool talking to us and this guy likeyd...Katie made it clear, she no likeyd. But, this guy was a trooper and thot he should try to win her over by sucking her neck...she was forced to use the old tactic of hugging a guy and pretending he was her boyfriend.
GUYS 4 & 5: Dance Floor...The first guy liked my friend Melissa and danced up behind her. She no likeyd, so when he realized she didn't want to dance, he started to move away and gave a really sly wink that he thought would be sexy...but he forgot he was drunk. The next guy wanted to dance w/me...only...he didn't want me to kno...it was almost like reverse dancing. He put his butt up against mine and then started pushing against me, every once in a while throwing in a slide and grind down my legs for variation. But it's coo, I got an awesome workout in my legs cause I had to maintain my balance or he would have for sure knocked me over. He did that for a whole song and then moved on...like he was never there...but it wasn't the Magic Man Dillon, I know that for sure.
Maybe if some guys danced like this we'd be more accepting of randos forcing their dancing up on us:
Swooooon
*Britney whacked out in the kitchen
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